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tired of all of the fake friends and backstabbers. the immaturity never ends. can’t wait for 8th gradee <3

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whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties

I only liked her once she got dirty c;

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"I get drunk on dreams and choke on real life."
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